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Meet The Team

The GM

Hugh "Deathmarch" Crouch
GM (Joint)

The first joint GM Deathmarch has a harsh reputation for taxing trails (hence the hash name). If there is any nonesense on the hash he is probably behind it.

07834 390485
The GM

Nikki "Lapdancer" Sweeney
GM (Joint)

With Deathmarch the first joint GM. Lapdancer has a sparkling management style, you only have to look at how well trained Jasper the dog it to see that.

07876 743986
The RA

Paul "Tall Paul" Simmonds
RA & Facebook

Do anything wrong, silly or even slighty strange on, or off, the Hash and Tall Paul will use his wit, sarcasm and ironic humour to bring it to knowledge of hashers.

07480 262269
The Haberdasher

Trish "Shitzoo" Kingsland
Haberdasher

Want a T-shirt? Shitzoo will sell you one. Don't want a T-shirt she will sell you one anyway. Shitzoo has the gift of the gab and you'll be lucky to notice the money escaping your pocket.

07791 065490
The GM

Richard "K9" Lane
Joint Master

Legendary trail layer and keeper of records K9 is capable of baffling you with statistics before leading you up a false trail. GM of another local Hash he is a glutton for punishment.

07888 759471
The On Sec

Patty "Cream Crackered" Brenan
On Sec

With the Hare Razor the On-Sec is the real power behind the throne. All information flows through the On Sec and she knows all the Hash secrets.

07776 081218
The Hare Razor

Frank "Banger" Schwarze
Hare Razor

With the On-Sec the Hare Razor is perhaps the most vital post in the missmanagement. No Hares then no Trails. All Hashers should support.

07831 978632
The Hash Stats

Jane "Matalan" Roberts
Hash Stats

Dealing with the hash stats is a responsible position. Matalan however is as full of fun and mischief as the other Joint Mistresses.

The Joint Master

Tim "Wurzel" Fergusson
Joint Master

If it's broke Wurzel can fix it, if it's not broke he can break it. A man of many talents he will act as stand-in RA when Taul Paul is off on on a jolly elsewhere.

07401 546456
The JOint Mistress

Paula "Blow up Doll" Hurst
Joint Mistress

One of the trio of new Joint Mistresses Blow up Doll will spearhead social and other activities to make the Hash a lively organisation to be in.

07530 666777
The Joint Mistress

Mel "Horny" Trim
Joint Mistress

One of the trio of new Joint Mistresses Horny will spearhead social and other activities to make the Hash a lively organisation to be in.

07969 300950
The Joint Mistress

Karen "Bianca" Stammers
Joint Mistress

One of the trio of new Joint Mistresses Bianca will spearhead social and other activities to make the Hash a lively organisation to be in.

07879 678880
The Song Master

Ged "Stalker" purkiss
Song Master

Stalker has a great supply of traditional Hash songs to liven up any Down Downs but his real skill is the speed he can drum up an impromptu song to suit the moment.

07754 980600
The Webmaster

Andy "TTP" Fraser
Webmaster

A past GM TTP is happy to be remain involved in the background keeping a web presence and producing posters for regular and special events.

andy80f@gmail.com
The other

It might be you
Take part

If you have nay enthusiam or skills and think you'd like to help make the Hash happen then please join in, help and if you like it put yourself forward at the next AGM.